Somebody Slap Her. (or me)

I am watching the Food Network.  I love watching it for ideas, it really has taught me a lot about cooking.  But the hosts on daytime T.V. have some crazy ass ideas about what is good food.  Today I have watched Sandra Lee (who I think might be drunk in every single episode, which may account for some of her questionable choices) and Melissa D'Arabian.  I hate Melissa D'Arabian for a lot of reasons.  They are as follows: 
1.) She won "Food Network Star" a couple seasons ago.  I cannot for the life of me figure out why- she sucks.  And how many shows do we need with a middle age conservative white woman cooking shit food?  Apparently we need a lot of them.
2.) She acts like she is poor.  I am pretty sure she is not.
3.) She talks about her fucking kids way too much.  And repeats the same words over and over again on her show.  Like today, she was making dutch babies.  Some sort of Dutch pancake, I honestly couldn't tell you, I was too infuriated to pay attention after she said the words dutch baby for the 50th time.
Wow, I honestly didn't start this post intending to bitch only about Melissa D'Arabian.  
But honestly, looking at this picture (which I got from this website: http://www.examiner.com/article/melissa-d-arabian-is-the-next-food-network-star)  Don't you kind of just want to punch her in the face?  I know I do.