"I look like a Bratz doll but I am a cookin' Mo-Fo"

Oh My God. Up Next-  Giada DeLaurentiis.  The tiny, little, cooking, live Bratz doll.  I will say, her food looks so good.  Expensive and fiddly but good.  In case you don't know who she is, here is a reminder for you:

http://www.nypost.com/pagesixmag/issues/20080928/images/Features/coverGiada/2.jpg
I will be the first to admit that I can be jealous of people with money.  And her house is just so ridiculous and pretty, with a view of the California coast.  I kinda don't want to blog about her anymore. She gets enough press. And I feel mad thinking about how some people are just so much more blessed than others.  And this blog should be funny and informative not bitchy and jealous. 
So, I am gonna shut up now.